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Friday, February 13, 2004
Popples Vs. Wuzzles - Take 2
In case you missed it last night...
 
After mistaking the Popples and the Wuzzles in the pillowcase article, I fealt a great urge to clarify what exactly both were. So here is it, the Popples Vs. Wuzzles article!
Posted at 10:06 am by frozenshark
Monday, February 09, 2004
Wuzzles Vs. Popples (OR How I [Parental Censor] up)
Jared posted:
your confuzing popples with wuzzles.
Shit. Shit Shit. Yes I am. That's what I get for not doing any research. Shit. Here's the original paragraph:
Popples are an obscure group of animal-crossbreeds, like mixing bears with bees and elephants with hedgehogs. While they overall sucked, they decided to be a bit unique with their pillowcases by adding extensions. One of the Popple's heads stick out, breaking the standard shape of a pillowcase (it's shaped like a pillow, go figure). In short, it was a pillowcase with a really interesting pimple. You're sleeping on a pimple. HAH!
Shit. I fixed it. Thanks, Jared!
Posted at 08:39 pm by frozenshark
Saturday, February 07, 2004
A Tribute to Pillowcases
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New article up today, a big tribute to pillowcases. Yeah-S. Pillowcases. Why pillowcase? Because I'm running out of ideas. Actually, no that isn't true, but I'm running out of materials. I only have so much physical material available to me. I have tons of videos and movies, but my program that puts video and screenshots on my computer died, I've found these tapes as just a bunch of useless weight.
I'm working on it! I'm working on it!
Meanwhile, you can enjoy this little article on pillowcases. It's HERE! Not Here or here or even HeRe, but HERE!
Some future articles will include the first Muppet Babies article, a tribute to Madballs, and maybe even the Killer Tomatoes cartoon.
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Posted at 02:50 pm by frozenshark
Friday, February 06, 2004
Speedy Gonzales Vs. Roadrunner
New match up today. It's a footrace between Warner Bros. racing extrodinares. Or however you spell it. Read it, vote for it, comment to it, see it HERE!Posted at 11:19 am by frozenshark
Thursday, February 05, 2004
Godzilla's Gang! With a Guest Appearance from Ultraman!
Actually, Ultraman doesn't just show up, he stars!
Sorry for the wait. Been busier then a rat in a package of whole grain flower. Research papers here, tests there, and not to mention I've been trying to start a low-budget film crew. More on that later.
Meanwhile, enjoy the new article. It's about a line of eight monster toys from the late 70s. I introduce Godzilla's Gang!Posted at 10:02 pm by frozenshark
Saturday, January 31, 2004
Small Wonder - THE HELL!?!
Today's article is on the damn most annoying sitcom ever on television. Yep, I'm talking about Small Wonder...
You can read it HERE. Brace yourselves. Posted at 10:22 pm by frozenshark
Sunday, January 25, 2004
The Olympus Saga and Pole Position
New Articles Up...
First up is Part 1 of Pop Arena's Olympus Saga, the biggest storyline ever to come from northern Idaho. Mr. Simon, the evil founder of the Club of the Misfit Toys, is at it again, this time looking for the great red beast that would give him enough power to rule the world.
To get there, he and his crew of gods, giants, and pewter-statues of Star Wars characters must make their way into the legendary land of Olympus. On the path, an important quistion is brought up, who's answer may be the key to finding the beast. There will be a new installment every month, so stay tuned! Meanwhile, check out this edition HERE!
The 2nd article is a tribute to the first big-time racing arcade game, as well as the cartoon it spun off. That's right, it's Atari's Pole Position, and in my opinion, isn't all it's hyped up to be. Enjoy it HERE!
Greg, signing off for the week. I'm tired. Posted at 12:29 am by frozenshark
Friday, January 23, 2004
The X-Files Vs. The Men In Black
New match up between the two big-time alien hunters. It's the Agents of X-Files Vs. the Agents of the MIB. You can vote HERE!Posted at 06:30 pm by frozenshark
Tuesday, January 20, 2004
The New York Times "Top 100 Children Movies"... SUCKS!
I recently got a look at New York Times' "Top 100 Children Movies." Well, to say the least, it was fairly interesting. Here are some highlights:
1. "Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein" (1948)
Ok, I'm pretty sure very few people have actually seen it, and those who have are reaching their 70s now. Why this is passed off as a good film for children when you can only see it on AMC is beyond me.
3. "The African Queen" (1951)
I realise it's a classic, but really, how does this pass as a kid's film. Not that I don't like it, it's just not something I would have sat through at the age of 6.
4. "Apollo 13" (1995)
A good film, but a kid's flick? COME ON! It's got a scene where Tom Hanks talks about pee, a scene where Kevin Bacon is half naked, a scene where Bill Paxton vomits in zero gracity, and a scene where Gary Sinise gives a sex demenstration with his beer. Far from kids material.
16. "The Buddy Holly Story" (1978)
I can't sit through this two-hour epic at this age. There is no way a small boy will care about Buddy Holly's life story for that long, and it doesn't help that none of them know BUDDY HOLLY IS!
19. "Cat Ballou" (1965)
I personally hate Westerns, and feel sorry for any kid who has to sit through that stuff.
20. "Chariots of Fire" (1981)
Good film, but kids would rather sit through, say, a Clockwork Orange, since that's got action and all. Don't worry, though. Clockwork didn't make the list.
25. "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb" (1964)
This one confuses the hell out of me... How the hell did Strangelove become a children's icon. What did he do right where Elton John or Drew Carry fail?
30. "Fiddler on the Roof" (1971)
I personally remember trying to sit through this three-hour musical and wondering "I wonder what's on Lifetime Network," despite the fact that Lifetime Network wasn't around. Good film, but for kids?...
33. "Gandhi" (1982)
Imagine the poor kid trying to sit through this 3-hour flick WHERE NOTHING EVER HAPPENS! I respect Gandhi and all that, but he makes for a boring movie.
48. "Lawrence of Arabia" (1962)
TOO LONG AND BORING FOR THE INTELLECT OF A FOUR-YEAR OLD!
60. "The Magnificent Seven" (1960)
Western version of a much better asian flick, both of which are not really that sutible for kids. But then again, I spotted a five year old watching "The Terminator" once. That kid was me.
74. "Rear Window" (1954)
"Ok, mommy, I'll come in a minute. I just want to see the crippled man watch the bad guy kill the one woman."
83. "Some Like It Hot" (1959)
Yes, the story of two crossdressers and Monroe. Next on the list, the kids will be watching "The Hot Chick."
100. "Yellow Submarine" (1968)
Long ago, I expressed me dislike for this movie. It still stands. The Beatles didn't even really have anything to do with it.
Someone needs to shoot the New York Times. Posted at 09:05 pm by frozenshark
Monday, January 19, 2004
Top 10 19th Century Movies
Well, we've hit a new low... a low date that is. Probably the oldest thing I've ever covered, here's my ten favorite movies from before 1900. Enjoy it. ENJOY IT HERE!Posted at 09:10 pm by frozenshark
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